Christian McKay Heidicker: Hello. My name is Christian McKay Heidicker. The McKay comes from the Scottish clan Mackay, and the Heidicker, I would assume is derived from the German Heidegger, who, kids, if you don't know, is a very boring writer of philosophy, and I don't encourage you to read him at your tender age, because your brains will leak out of your nostrils in boredom. So yeah, if people ask you if you enjoy Heidicker, ask them, "Is it spelled with a CK? Because if so, then yes," and if it's spelled with a GG, then you know, you would rather not have your brains leak out of your nostrils.